[On Christmas Day, Eda will find a wrapped present at her door. Inside is a pile of science books. So many science books. Along with them is a note: ]
Merry Christmas, Eda. This is an Earth holiday when you give the people you care about presents. So I'm giving unto you the gift of knowledge! Don't spend it all at once!
I know you did this to be smug but honestly, I'm just really impressed you read up on triglyceride enough to land this joke. Hope you enjoyed learning about science!!
[ And he indeed is. Later that day, Owlbert finds his way into the Disaster house and locates Varian, wherever he is. He carries a badly wrapped package in his talons. When Varian unwraps it, he'll find that it's a small action figure that's enchanted to yell motivational phrases like "Science sucks!" and "You'll never beat the Owl Lady!" and "Better study up, smart guy!". ]
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25th December
Merry Christmas, Eda. This is an Earth holiday when you give the people you care about presents. So I'm giving unto you the gift of knowledge! Don't spend it all at once!
- Varian
text; un: bosslady
text: un: trienemybest
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i'm ready for our battle, kid.
also, owlbert's bringing something by for you.
[ And he indeed is. Later that day, Owlbert finds his way into the Disaster house and locates Varian, wherever he is. He carries a badly wrapped package in his talons. When Varian unwraps it, he'll find that it's a small action figure that's enchanted to yell motivational phrases like "Science sucks!" and "You'll never beat the Owl Lady!" and "Better study up, smart guy!". ]
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[Is that sarcasm or sincerity? The endless question when it comes to Varian!
And wow that. That sure is an obnoxious gift. Wow. ]
Thanks, Eda. I'm gonna treasure this forever.
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thought you needed some motivation.
you know, so you don't get too disheartened, cause i'm gonna win.
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You're not, but it's nice to know you can still have dreams.
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we'll see, smart guy. we'll see.